An Open Letter to Short Stackers

Dear Short Stacker,

You suck!  Nobody likes you and you are a poor excuse for a person.  In all your forms you should be ashamed of yourself.  However, the latest mutation of your already disgusting species is the worst yet: the hit n’ run short stacker.  If you are going to risk almost nothing and then re-suck out on me when I flop a set against your premium pocket pair, the least you can do is stay around and mix it up a little.

I think we’re all clear about the relation to stack size and the size of some of your other parts.  According to late night television, there’s something you can do about that these days.  At the poker table, all you have to do is buy in for a real amount of money.

In summary, all us poker players hope you fall victim to some kind of bizzare escaped zoo monkey attack.

XOXO,

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